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关于程序和程序员的笑话

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  •   darson · 2013-02-18 14:53:44 +08:00 · 3366 次点击
    这是一个创建于 4302 天前的主题,其中的信息可能已经有所发展或是发生改变。
    stackoverflow上一个征集笑话的帖子,反响挺热烈,有些还蛮好笑的 http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke

    Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

    Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: none, that's a hardware problem

    Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Yes.

    Why programmers like UNIX:
    who && gawk && uname && talk && date && wine && touch && unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes; yes; more; yes; umount && make clean && sleep

    A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says "Hello World!" and meet up his friend Baz

    等等

    via http://www.aqee.net/vulgar-joke/
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